Don’t you care for my love? she said bitterly
i handed her the mirror, and said:
please address these questions to the proper person!
please make all requests to headquarters!
In all matters of emotional importance
please approach the supreme authority direct!
So I handed her the mirror!
And she would have broken it over my head,
But she caught sight of her own reflection
and that held her spell-bound for two seconds,
While I fled. 🙂